Some of you might not know this, but I am a big fan of professional wrestling. Normally  when I say that, men call me a fag, and women look at me the same way they look at dog  poop on the bottom of their shoe.

I got revenge on them though…sweet sweet bloody revenge.

But today I wanted to talk about a promotion so awesome, they took the original meaning of the word out of the dictionary and replaced it with three little letters…

Originally airing somewhere in the southern area of Parts Unknown, this gem of a promotion seems to have originated in the early 90’s, this promotion saw what the people wanted, and decided to create an entire treasure trove of fat guys and big mullets galore. Let’s check out some of the “Stars” of the IPW.

TONY THE SPIDER!

This grappling great not only has an awesome wrestling name, he’s also trendy, evident by his Dwayne Wayne “Different World” glasses. He also loves to laugh for no real reason. If we only knew.

RICHIE ROUGE!

The “Rudy” of the IPW, he builds his reputation talking about completely below average he is. His tightrope walking act between “ignorance” and “stupidity” is one for the ages. The picture on the right says it all… short, flashy, and ready to take a phallic shaped mic into his ever open mouth.

GORGEOUS JR!

Like a semi covered in bedazzle jewels, The Gorgeous one will flatten you with his unbridled sexiness. In fact, JR is so drop dead sexy, that the powers that be in the IPW have held down the popular Chippendale’s truck driver. A conspiracy  you say? I think we need Mulder and Scully on this one.

BULLDOZER AND JESSIE/GYPSY

The First Couple of the IPW, these motorcycle mavens are ready to take over the IPW. But right after Bulldozer squishes enough apples for an apple pie, and Jessie/Gypsy finds her false teeth to eat it. Their next target…the midget from Mississippi himself, Ricky Rouge.Also, Dozer plans to write an entire book using nothing but the word “boy”.

Now this is a collection of talent that the WWE wouldhave killed for, but I saved the best for last. This man is the one wrestler who changed the way people looked at professional wrestling. He is the definition of “pro”.

Who am I talking about? Non other than this man:

JUMPIN’ JEFF FARMER!!1!

Born under a bad sign in Greenbo, Alabama, Jumpin Jeff spent his days learning from his father, who invented the old sayings “Someone’s a Crybaby”,and “That Don’t Go in There”. Taking his father’s wisdom, his boyish charms and his talent for the English language, this high flyer quickly took the IPW …and the World, by storm. Rumors that he had influenced such as Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, and that guy who works behind the counter at Stuckeys are unfounded.

So if you want a night filled with over-designed sets, pyro, and men and women with chiseled physiques, I suggest therapy. If you want wrestling the way it was meant to be….then hop aboard the IPW locomotive and hang onto your wallet, because this is a money train!

If you’d like to learn more about the great “stars” mentioned in this article, I suggest you head over to HoneyDew Wilkin’s youtube page for more IPW fun!

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